Distressing vintage clothing, the Etsyian behind KaleidoscopeEyesVtg gives high-waisted short-shorts a whimsical makeover by studding, tearing-up and dying the denim assorted cotton candy-colored shades.  The innovative, retro-tinged bottoms also feature various tie-dye patterns, with sweet pastels gracing the shorts in vertical and two-tone styles.Throw on these fantastical daisy dukes.